she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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