We're like a lot better than the average bears
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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