how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The ass gains better be worth it
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