Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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