I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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