There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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