I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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