I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There was a lot of him and a little penis
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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