Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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