i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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