omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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