The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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