Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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