So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize