Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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