I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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