dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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