in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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