check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Im part way to drunk.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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