Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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