Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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