Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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