Only a mothe r could love this liver
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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