He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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