playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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