I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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