morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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