She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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