you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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