North Korea, Best Korea!
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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