the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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