On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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