I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Terrible idea I love it
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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