so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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