I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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