At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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