he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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