Im at strip club and am horny
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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