I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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