all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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