I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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