Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
why is half of my head shaved?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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