i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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