Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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