wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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