So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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