i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize