too bad you live with your parents still
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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