North Korea, Best Korea!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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