We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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