we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
try to milk me bitch
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