i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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