yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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