Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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