You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I looked at my own cervix.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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