I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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