well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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