And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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