sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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