capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
That accounts for only three of the penises
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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