So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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